I thought the wife had banned sausage rolls, 

Take no notice, Paul said biting down, I don't need her permission, it don't work like that.  

Dean said, yeah but, 

You need her to say yes like, to stuff. Like 

Going Ryan's stag. 

Ryan laughs. Dean laughs. 

Paul laughs this big laugh then. 

So hard that a bit of fat porky sausage roll wedges in his throat like. 

Paul doubles up.

Dean said, it was like a bag hit with a stick.

No-one knew Heimlich or CPR.

Ryan cancelled his stag in memory. 

The wedding went ahead otherwise as planned.